Conversations Throughout the Day... and the day's just begun

Me: I'm turning this off now 'cause you've seen it a gazillion times.
Brooke: Seven.

Timmy: I'm being carsazm! (sarcarstic)

Assuming it was just from the kids' bath wash, I point out the obvious.
"There's pink water in the bucket."
Non-chalantly he replies.
"Yeah I pee'd in it."
"Ew Timmy! Did you really?"
"Uh huh. Then I made a stew."
He smiles proudly.